Wolfrum: Jesus Christ Quits Christianity

Per William K. Wolfrum:

“For years, Jesus Christ had kept quiet while his “followers” had killed and committed horrendous acts of intolerance in his name. They were the “birth pangs” of a new religion, his surrogates would say. One day he would be accepted by all as a liberator.

But in an announcement that has left his followers shaken, the Christ himself has come forward to announce that he is leaving Christianity, effective immediately. The reasoning: The 2008 Republican Platform. Reached for comment at a West Hollywood coffee shop, Christ said that he couldn’t deal with a world that so misinterpreted his words and actions.”



One response to “Wolfrum: Jesus Christ Quits Christianity

  1. Pingback: William K. Wolfrum Chronicles » Blog Archive » What a long, strange 2008 it was

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